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Monday, February 02, 2009


There's the old story about the guy who dies and goes to heaven where he asks God: 'All my life, I was a good guy, took care of my wife and kids, volunteered my time and never cheated anyone and yet never had much. How come you never thought to reward me?' to which God responds 'DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU TO BUY A LOTTERY TICKET?'

God, just in case you haven't been paying attention, I've been buying lottery tickets.